Mehtap Kerst

RA, President of Student Thaumaturgy Guild

Description:
University of Kirov Student Page
Name Mehtap Kerst
Major Thaumaturgy
Standing Graduate
Species Unicorn
Preferred Pronouns She/Her/Hers/Herself
Bio:

Hello, I’m Mehtap Kerst. I’m a graduate student in the major of Thaumaturgy, and work in the residence halls to watch over the adorable little kidlings. Let’s get this out of the way. Yes, I am a unicorn. No, you cannot ride me. There’s a reason I stay in my humanoid form all the time, assholes.
It’s my dream to work for the Uldoki government. I uh, kind of have connections, but I don’t believe they should help me get in, so I’m studying and doing my best. Uldok is a great country. They’ve got freaking storks on their flag. Storks are the best animals. Like, what don’t you like about them? I have a pet stork, his name is Storky II. Storky I died in the invasion and I miss him dearly. Unlike Storky I, Storky II is a biter, and needs to be properly stork-trained.
If you are interested in joining the Student Thaumaturgy Guild, congratulations on finding the best club on campus. Join us. I’m the president. You know you want to join us. Come on. It’ll be fun.
Residents, I have a cane for a reason. I was badly injured in the attacks this late fall. If you touch the cane I will smack you. If you take the cane, I will smack you. If you see me coming through the doors and I am struggling and you do not offer me help, I will smack you. Really there are a lot of reasons for me to smack you.

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